Okay folks....well here we go. As if I didn't have enough exciting (boring) things going on in my life already (I don't), I've now decided (against my better judgement) to create my own blog. I guess I'm doing this for the sole purpose of satisfying my insatiable desire to vent about all the crazy nonsense in this wonderful world we live in. That and I figure that pouring my soul out in this forum is probably less expensive yet comparably effective to years of therapy. I should warn everyone that I have a
tendency to go off on some of the longest, most well-intentioned but ill-advised, barely coherent, mind-numbing, meaningless stream of consciousness psychobabble filled diatribes this world has ever known. The previous sentence was just a taste of what I'm capable of.
So what does someone like me, who is an expert on nothing but has an opinion on everything, blog about when I could be accomplishing something? Good question. Probably just the simple things in life. Things like puppy dogs (strippers) and ice-cream (college football). Beautiful art (hot chicks) and classical music (hot chicks, scantily clad). Politics, economics, and religion (chicks, beer, football). In all seriousness though, my only goal in creating this blog and filling it with mindless drivel is to offend everyone that comes across it's contents on at least some level. If people ever start reading this thing and it takes off, I expect it to cost me some friends, damage my career prospects, and destroy any sliver of hope I might have had to pursue a career in politics. That is all. Class dismissed. God help us all!
